Question and Answer Jokes
Q. What did Zero say to number Eight?
A. sigh, "Nice belt."
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the leg of a chicken!!!
Q. How do you make seven an even number?
A. Take the s out!
Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: To the moooooovies!
Q. Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them
Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons.
Q. What is the thinnest book in the world?
A. "What Men Know About Women."
Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Q. How do men sort their laundry?
A. "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable."
Q: What is a witches favorite part in school?
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A. Because he had no body to go with!
Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
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